Utterances, Quibbles and Whatnot
There was a birthday party today at daycare, and each child in my son’s class got to take home a balloon. He didn’t want Spider-Man, he wanted the Princess balloon! I was beaming; that’s a well-adjusted kid. :D

There was a birthday party today at daycare, and each child in my son’s class got to take home a balloon. He didn’t want Spider-Man, he wanted the Princess balloon! I was beaming; that’s a well-adjusted kid. :D

Three-tiered wedding cake I made from home for friends of mine. Top and bottom tiers are chocolate with mocha filling. Middle is lemon with raspberry filling. Not pictured are two sheet cakes, white with whipped vanilla bean filling. All details in buttercream except for the stripes (fondant), silk roses, and fabric ribbon.
I had a ton of compliments on the design and taste, and the bride was super happy! :3

Three-tiered wedding cake I made from home for friends of mine. Top and bottom tiers are chocolate with mocha filling. Middle is lemon with raspberry filling. Not pictured are two sheet cakes, white with whipped vanilla bean filling. All details in buttercream except for the stripes (fondant), silk roses, and fabric ribbon.
I had a ton of compliments on the design and taste, and the bride was super happy! :3

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

A simple tennis birthday cake, in whipped icing.

A simple tennis birthday cake, in whipped icing.

Purple butterfly cake, all buttercream.
I hate the fluorescent lighting in my department; all my photos turn out looking yellow.  :P

Purple butterfly cake, all buttercream.

I hate the fluorescent lighting in my department; all my photos turn out looking yellow.  :P

My only instructions with this cake was bright colors for a 19-year-old girl.  So I tried to think what I would’ve liked at that age… and this is what I came up with.  Customer loved it!

My only instructions with this cake was bright colors for a 19-year-old girl.  So I tried to think what I would’ve liked at that age… and this is what I came up with.  Customer loved it!

Tennis themed birthday cake with fondant decorations.  A double-layer half sheet in buttercream; bag, shoes, wrist warmers, tennis balls, and racket bag all in fondant.

I don’t even know.  But I made it.
It was an online order too, so I couldn’t even ask why….

I don’t even know.  But I made it.

It was an online order too, so I couldn’t even ask why….

16” cookie cake with portrait.  This was a team effort, as the cookie wasn’t cool enough to decorate until 11, but was due to be picked up at noon.  We placed an edible photo on the cookie, then used buttercream dots to recreate the portrait.
Gotta love the classic laser background, though.  :D

16” cookie cake with portrait.  This was a team effort, as the cookie wasn’t cool enough to decorate until 11, but was due to be picked up at noon.  We placed an edible photo on the cookie, then used buttercream dots to recreate the portrait.

Gotta love the classic laser background, though.  :D

Tiny wedding cake, 7”/5”, with fondant ruffles.  Designed to fit on top of a cupcake stand.

Tiny wedding cake, 7”/5”, with fondant ruffles.  Designed to fit on top of a cupcake stand.