Utterances, Quibbles and Whatnot

So much to do… No motivation….
And this dark chocolate cake is AMAZEBALLS

Need to go to bed, long day at the zoo tomorrow.  But I wanna stay up and watch OITNB…. *sigh*

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

A simple tennis birthday cake, in whipped icing.

A simple tennis birthday cake, in whipped icing.

Purple butterfly cake, all buttercream.
I hate the fluorescent lighting in my department; all my photos turn out looking yellow.  :P

Purple butterfly cake, all buttercream.

I hate the fluorescent lighting in my department; all my photos turn out looking yellow.  :P

My only instructions with this cake was bright colors for a 19-year-old girl.  So I tried to think what I would’ve liked at that age… and this is what I came up with.  Customer loved it!

My only instructions with this cake was bright colors for a 19-year-old girl.  So I tried to think what I would’ve liked at that age… and this is what I came up with.  Customer loved it!

Tennis themed birthday cake with fondant decorations.  A double-layer half sheet in buttercream; bag, shoes, wrist warmers, tennis balls, and racket bag all in fondant.

I don’t even know.  But I made it.
It was an online order too, so I couldn’t even ask why….

I don’t even know.  But I made it.

It was an online order too, so I couldn’t even ask why….

16” cookie cake with portrait.  This was a team effort, as the cookie wasn’t cool enough to decorate until 11, but was due to be picked up at noon.  We placed an edible photo on the cookie, then used buttercream dots to recreate the portrait.
Gotta love the classic laser background, though.  :D

16” cookie cake with portrait.  This was a team effort, as the cookie wasn’t cool enough to decorate until 11, but was due to be picked up at noon.  We placed an edible photo on the cookie, then used buttercream dots to recreate the portrait.

Gotta love the classic laser background, though.  :D

Tiny wedding cake, 7”/5”, with fondant ruffles.  Designed to fit on top of a cupcake stand.

Tiny wedding cake, 7”/5”, with fondant ruffles.  Designed to fit on top of a cupcake stand.